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User:lostwithben (14536701)
*IT'S MY LIFE!*
...and it's now or never...
Name:LostWithBen
Website:The Dark Side
Location:London, United Kingdom
Birthdate:1988-06-07
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Bio:On a summers day on the 7th June 1988 just as dusk was approaching, and with a cool summer breeze in the air, Lauren was squeezed into this world in the most undignified fashion.

She was an oddball, to put it nicely. She had the craziest hair ever seen on any young child and friends of the family would always comment on her “lovely face” to avoid talking about any other aspect of her. She was a reserved child, never spoke unless spoken to, and even then it was an effort trying to achieve more than a one-word answer.

Her shyness was increased further during her time at The Magna Carta School, where she lost all original friends and was given the nickname “Ugly dyke”

After being voted “The Ugliest in the Class”, Lauren decided that it was time for things to change. She politely requested her mother to turn her eyebrow into two, and purchased a pair of hair straighteners. It took a while, but soon people started to comment on her growing attractiveness, culminating in a score of 9.6 on Hot or Not.

Lauren slowly gained some confidence, and went to college in a land far, far away where she knew nobody at all. This Promised Land was called Richmond Upon Thames College. She was immediately accepted into a group of equally odd kids and had never been happier. She suddenly discovered her ability to talk and hasn’t stopped since. Some people say she could talk the tail off of a donkey but as she is not sure what this means, she disagrees.

She soon obtained her first job in the sexual land of green fingered older men. Oh yes, Notcutts Garden Centre it was! Work colleagues wonder how much longer Lauren will stay working there, will it be for the rest of her life? This looks doubtful at present...

After completing her years at Richmond College, Lauren decided to continue her education at Royal Holloway, and this has helped her achieve national Sex Goddess status.

Future plans? She has decided to enter X Factor in 2008. Wish her luck.
Pictures:fewer than 10 public
Interests:13: being happy., dancing, giggling, going to gigs, making friends, michael emerson, modelling, music, photography, physics, playing guitar, singing, watching lost obsessively
Schools:Royal Holloway, University of London - Egham, England - Surrey, United Kingdom (2006 - present)
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People15:aphroditemf, ben_munchkin, benobsessed, crazymaryt, fylimar, have_a_smile, i_read_dead_ppl, imbeiaiel, libbywaters, liss_entwistle, lostwithben, mrslinus17, paperhearts8, simonw1, spicedogs
Communities6:enigmaticlovers, lj_maintenance, lj_spotlight, locke_fans, locke_stills, news
Mutual Friends:11: aphroditemf, ben_munchkin, benobsessed, crazymaryt, fylimar, have_a_smile, liss_entwistle, lostwithben, mrslinus17, paperhearts8, spicedogs
Also Friend of:2: marylynnesim, ramaprakashmack
Member of:3: enigmaticlovers, locke_fans, locke_stills
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